As American As Apple Pie
Menerals isn't your normal supplement because it wasn't made in China.
It was born out of frustration from overpriced supplements, underdosed formulas, and shady ingredients sourced from untrusted sources.
Other brands jack up the price so they can “gift” you a glass jar, a PDF, and a kiss from mommy.
Our customers eat a bowl of diesel and chainsaws for breakfast.
If you're 12 years old and need a kiss from mommy, go buy that strawberry flavored shit somewhere else.
No blended broccoli. No gimmicks. No soy bullshit.
1 Pill
100 Minerals
1,000 Benefits
🏋️♂️ Performance:
- Supports explosive testosterone
- Promotes lean muscle growth
- Boosts libido & sexual performance
- Enhances muscle strength & endurance
- Aids natural blood circulation
🔋 Recovery & Energy:
- Improves sleep and adrenal balance
- Fuels cellular energy and mitochondrial function
- Reduces lactic acid buildup post-workout
- Enhances metabolic rate and fat burning
- Speeds up muscle and joint recovery
🧠 Cognition & Mood:
- Boosts mental clarity, memory, and focus
- Enhances dopamine and serotonin production
- Reduces brain fog and symptoms of depression
- Improves motivation and emotional stability
- Supports long-term brain and neuroprotection
🦠 Gut & Immunity:
- Improves nutrient absorption and digestion (food is used better)
- Helps repair gut lining and microbiome balance
- Detoxifies heavy metals and environmental toxins
- Strengthens immune system and inflammation response
- Aids liver and kidney function naturally
🧬 Vitality & Longevity:
- Supports cardiovascular health and blood pressure
- Strengthens bones, joints, and connective tissue
- Enhances collagen production and skin elasticity
- Aids natural hormone balance as you age
- Reduces oxidative stress and cellular aging
🥩 Absorption & Optimization:
- Increases absorption of protein, vitamins, and minerals
- Enhances delivery of nutrients to cells
- Improves gut-to-muscle nutrient uptake
- Boosts bioavailability of other supplements
- Helps turn meals into more muscle
It has 300x more minerals than a salad.
That's 300 salads you don't have to eat.
Now tell your wife every night is steak and beer night.
You're welcome.
Fulvic acid is the star of the show.
It's a compound super mineral.
And it contains every trace mineral a man needs.
Think of it like a multivitamin on steroids.
Minus the ball shrinkage.
Now enjoy this cool picture of our minerals.
Hard yet?
Our minerals are.
And you will be too.
You'll also be hard to kill.
You're welcome.
Again.
How It Works
Day 1
Systems Online
- Cellular energy kicks in (mitochondrial ignition)
- Mental clarity begins to improve, less fog, more focus
- Nutrient absorption starts ramping up behind the scenes
- You don’t feel jacked yet, but you feel ready
Week 1
The Foundation Sets
- Workouts are stronger. Recovery is faster.
- You’re absorbing more from food and supplements, gains start sticking.
- Testosterone feels real: more drive, better sleep, sharper mood.
- Most guys say: “I didn’t realize how depleted I was until this kicked in.”
Month 1
Body + Mind Upgrade
- Strength and stamina are consistently up, no rollercoaster days.
- Libido and confidence feel automatic.
- Joints feel supported. Muscles look fuller. Sleep feels like recharging, not survival.
- You’re training harder and bouncing back faster than you have in years.
Month 3
Optimized Mode
- Explosive testosterone and adrenal balance are locked in
- Muscle, joints, and connective tissue feel supported
- Confidence, clarity, and focus are constant, not situational
- Gut and liver are optimized for peak absorption and detox (supporting your whole system)
Month 6
Peak Performance, Everyday
- Testosterone, energy, focus, and recovery are locked in.
- You’ve rebuilt from the inside out, gut, blood, hormones, muscle.
- You don’t need to feel younger. You already do.
- At this point, Menerals isn’t a supplement. It’s your system.
The specific naturally occurring minerals:
Menerals Fulvic mineral complex contains these primary proven trace minerals:
Fulvic acid 200mg, Zinc 15mg, Magnesium 140mg, Boron 2mg,
Selenium (10–50 mcg), Chromium (5–20 mcg), Copper (50–300 mcg), Iron (0.5–2 mg), Manganese (50–200 mcg), Iodine (10–50 mcg), Molybdenum (5–25 mcg), Cobalt (1–10 mcg), Vanadium (1–5 mcg), Silicon (100–500 mcg), Nickel (1–10 mcg), Lithium (100–500 mcg), Germanium (1–10 mcg), Rhenium (<1 mcg), Rubidium (10–100 mcg), Gold (<1 mcg), Tin (10–50 mcg), Tellurium (<1 mcg), Barium (10–100 mcg), Platinum (<1 mcg), Silver (1–5 mcg), Palladium (<1 mcg), Neodymium (<5 mcg), Thulium (<1 mcg)
Other Beneficial Compounds Found in Menerals:
Quinones, Saponins, Phenolic acids, Triterpenes, Betaines, Phytochemicals, Lignans, Peptides, Sterols, Chelating agents, Electrolytes, Amino acids, Vitamins, Antioxidants, Flavonoids, Polyphenols, Enzymes, Phytonutrients.