My boss said we need to use more facts.
So here's a fact.
You're mineral deficient.
Here's the proof:
1. You are weak and tired
Low-T. Blah blah blah, you've heard that a million times by now.
Here's some refreshing honesty. Your balls are what make testosterone.
That's why they're called testicles.
Groundbreaking, I know.
Testicles need zinc and boron to do their job. That's all there is to it.
Don't overcomplicate it with needles and Amazon T-boosters.
2. Sleep quality sucks
Your "sleep" probably feels like being awake with 8 hours of closed eyes.
That's frustrating. You could have actually been awake getting stuff done, and still feel the same.
Magnesium hits your brain's "off" switch so you can fall asleep and it recharges you so you wake up feeling ready.
When you're low, you'll know.
3. Your brain makes you question your own IQ
You walk into a room and can't remember why.
You can't focus long enough to solve basic problems.
Or maybe you just feel stupid.
I do, most of the time.
That's why I'm here explaining how minerals are good for balls and brains to men over the internet instead of using my brain to build things like skyscrapers.
Neurons need minerals to function.
Like oil for an engine.
See, that was a smart analogy! (It's because I'm not mineral deficient)
No minerals = brain no work.
"But my multi-vitamin already has minerals."
Oh really? Check the fine print.
The "minerals" in there are:
1. Micro-dosed just to be there.
2. In toxic, useless forms.
3. Imported from countries without oversight.
If you were actually getting minerals...
You wouldn't have any of the problems I just listed.
Your body needs real minerals because you are literally made of them...
You guessed it.
That's why we made this ground breaking product.
Minerals aren't made.
They're found.
Four billion years of heat and pressure...
This is the only supplement in the world that wasn't created in a lab.
Menerals is every trace mineral a man needs, and not a thing more.
Naturally sourced from a Wyoming deposit older than dinosaurs.
In perfectly balanced natural ratios your body can actually use.
What men notice first
1. Real energy. The kind that makes you wanna just go build stuff. No naps at 2pm. No yawning every 10 minutes.
2. Waking up like you actually slept. Yep. You'll actually get something out of the 8 hours you just sacrificed to your bed.
3. Clearer thinking. Is that clear?
4. Joints that move without stiffness. Minerals are like WD-40 for joints. They rebuild the cartilage and connective tissue that keep joints moving smoothly.
What builds over time
1. Mood levels out. You can enjoy the simple things more. Stress doesn't hit as hard because your brain isn't struggling to fire.
2. Recovery happens faster. You stop needing a Sunday to recover from doing absolutely nothing on Saturday.
3. You stop feeling fragile. Your body holds onto its strength and muscle mass instead of slowly breaking down year after year.
4. Testicles that produce testosterone. Sounds good, doesn't it? That's what they're here for anyway.
Modern synthetic vitamins don't offer what real elements do.
Here's what happens when men ditch their synthetic "one-a-day" for heat-forged elements:
Note from founder
I traded the best years of my life to create something men desperately needed.
My name is Chris. I started Menerals because I was tired of having to scrutinize every label to make sure I wasn't being poisoned.
I wanted to be healthy without thinking twice about it. It seemed that everything made for men these days is just protein or a bedroom pill.
So I researched what made men, men. The answer was clear. So I built it myself. American minerals for American men. Every batch is third-party tested and published publicly. Every ingredient is listed because we have nothing to hide.
As always, email us with any questions: help@menerals.com
-Chris
Undeniable Value
| Supplement | Monthly Cost |
|---|---|
| Trace Mineral Drops | $32 |
| Electrolyte Blend | $20 |
| Joint WD-40 | $18 |
| Antioxidants | $22 |
| T-Boosters | $35 |
| Gut Support | $25 |
| Detoxification | $18 |
| Total Monthly Cost | |
| Value With Menerals | $44 |
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The specific naturally occurring minerals:
Menerals Fulvic mineral complex contains these primary proven trace minerals:
Fulvic acid 200mg, Zinc 15mg, Magnesium 140mg, Boron 2mg,
Selenium (10–50 mcg), Chromium (5–20 mcg), Copper (50–300 mcg), Iron (0.5–2 mg), Manganese (50–200 mcg), Iodine (10–50 mcg), Molybdenum (5–25 mcg), Cobalt (1–10 mcg), Vanadium (1–5 mcg), Silicon (100–500 mcg), Nickel (1–10 mcg), Lithium (100–500 mcg), Germanium (1–10 mcg), Rhenium (<1 mcg), Rubidium (10–100 mcg), Gold (<1 mcg), Tin (10–50 mcg), Tellurium (<1 mcg), Barium (10–100 mcg), Platinum (<1 mcg), Silver (1–5 mcg), Palladium (<1 mcg), Neodymium (<5 mcg), Thulium (<1 mcg)
Other Beneficial Compounds Found in Menerals:
Phenolic acids, Triterpenes, Peptides, Phytonutrients, Chelating agents, Electrolytes, Amino acids, Vitamins, Antioxidants, Flavonoids, Polyphenols, Enzymes
Taking Menerals is very simple
Two pills daily with your first meal.
That's it.
FAQs
Do I still need a multivitamin or greens powder?
Probably not. Menerals covers your core mineral needs, electrolyte balance, and gut absorption, which are the real drivers behind energy, mood, recovery, and focus. Most multivitamins and greens powders are underdosed and overhyped.
they should be.
Is it 3rd party tested?
Yes! You can view our test results here: Test Results
How we're different
Most supplements are hype, fillers, and middlemen cutting corners. We didn’t outsource production, we built Menerals ourselves. That’s how we guarantee top quality and still keep the price low. 100+ essential minerals. No fluff. No shortcuts. Just real results. How many other brands can say that?
Is it worth the price?
It replaces 10+ different supplements and saves you $100+ per month. You’re not just paying for ingredients. you’re getting better absorption, fewer pills, and real results without the junk.
Why choose us
Other brands charge nearly $100 for a handful of trendy ingredients. Menerals gives you over 100 essential trace minerals, more than most modern diets deliver in a week. To buy them all separately? You’d spend over $180 a month. With us, it’s less than $1.50 a day, for full-spectrum gut, muscle, and hormone support.
Why men need minerals
Minerals are the foundation of everything your body does, muscle growth, gut health, testosterone production, energy, sleep, even mental clarity. Without them, your gut can’t absorb nutrients, your food gets wasted, and your performance crashes. Most men today are deficient thanks to processed food, stress, alcohol, and depleted soil. Menerals fills that gap, repairing your gut, fueling your gains, and supporting strength, stamina, recovery, and hormonal balance.
Where is it made?
Menerals is made in the USA made with minerals from American rocks and soil.
How long until I feel something?
Most men feel a difference in 3–7 days, more steady energy, better focus, improved sleep, and digestion. The longer you take it, the better your body responds as it remineralizes and detoxes.
Will this make me poop weird?
Actually, the opposite. Menerals can help normalize digestion and reduce bloating. It supports gut lining repair, microbiome health, and nutrient absorption, without stimulants or laxatives.